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      Wife: Honey..... What are You


                      Looking for



?





                   Husband : Nothing.


                     Wife : Nothing...?? 


             U've been reading our marriage


                 certificate 4 an hour ??


                  Husband : I was just


              looking 4 the expiry date.

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 


 Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

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  What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?




  One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U



Continue to do so.

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man said his credit card was stolen but he decided 


 not to report it because the thief was spending less
 than his wife did. 

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Wife : Do you want dinner?




Husband : Sure, what are my choices?



Wife : Yes and no

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
 can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the


  



wife is 





new




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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? 



Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your



picture and the problem disappears.


Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?


Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can 


there be greater than this one?"



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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and



lighten your burden. 


Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or


troubles.


Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.




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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up



my seat to a lady.


Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.


Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 



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