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>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife 
>is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? 
>The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you 
>let him in!



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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 

>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 


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man said his credit card was stolen but he decided 
>not to report it because the thief was spending less 
>than his wife did. 


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A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The 
>letter said, "If you don't promise to send us 
>$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." 
>The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my 
>promise but I hope you 
>will keep yours." 


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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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What's the matter, you look depressed." 
>I'm having trouble with my wife. 
>What happened? 
>She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." 
>"But that ought to make you happy." 
>"It did, but today is the last day." 


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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. 

Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" 

"Wrong number," replied the girl 




  

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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o 

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."


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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.



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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father

hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"



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