Wife: Honey..... What are You                       Looking for ?                    Husband : Nothing.                      Wife : No...

? Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how  impossible, I look at yo...

>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife  >is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?  >The Dog of course...