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      Wife: Honey..... What are You                       Looking for ?                    Husband : Nothing.                      Wife : Nothing...??               U've been reading our marriage                  certificate 4 an hour ??                   Husband : I was just               looking 4 the expiry date. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"   Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."    What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?   One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. man said his credit card was stolen but he decided   not to report it...

? Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how  impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can  " ? there be greater than this one Topics more down Other topics  here Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Topics more down Other topics  here Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap Topics more down Other topics  here A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune "...

>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife  >is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?  >The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you  >let him in! Topics more down Other topics  here First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"   >Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."  Topics more down Other topics  here man said his credit card was stolen but he decided  >not to report it because the thief was spending less  >than his wife did.  Topics more down Other topics  here A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The  >letter said, "If you don't promise to send us  >$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."  >The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my  >promise but I hope you  >will keep yours."  Topics more down Other topics  here Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend...